> The catchy tune you hum all day isn't from the Top 40 but is the music played by your child's favourite toy...
> The term "all nighter" has a whole new meaning...
> Going to the Supermarket is considered a day out...
> Your Facebook page may as well belong to your baby as every status update is about them...
> You think it is perfectly normal to conduct a full conversation with a toy giraffe...
> You wonder if you'll ever eat using two hands again...
> You have forgotten what coffee tastes like when it's hot...
> You find yourself speaking to EVERYONE in a baby voice...
> You no longer call your partner by their first name but instead, refer to them as "Mummy" or "Daddy"...
> You consider it a luxury to sleep more than three hours in a row...
> You do so much of your shopping online that you are now on first name terms with the postman...
> You no longer investigate the origins of unidentified wet patches on your clothing...
> You can't imagine life without your child.
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