Saturday 29 October 2011

You know you're a new parent when....

> The catchy tune you hum all day isn't from the Top 40 but is the music played by your child's favourite toy...

> The term "all nighter" has a whole new meaning...

> Going to the Supermarket is considered a day out...

> Your Facebook page may as well belong to your baby as every status update is about them...

> You think it is perfectly normal to conduct a full conversation with a toy giraffe...

> You wonder if you'll ever eat using two hands again...

> You have forgotten what coffee tastes like when it's hot...

> You find yourself speaking to EVERYONE in a baby voice...

> You no longer call your partner by their first name but instead, refer to them as "Mummy" or "Daddy"...

> You consider it a luxury to sleep more than three hours in a row...

> You do so much of your shopping online that you are now on first name terms with the postman...

> You no longer investigate the origins of unidentified wet patches on your clothing...

> You can't imagine life without your child.

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